My personal collection of X-Files herp derp.Tumblr (3.0; @derp-files)http://derp-files.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9dya9XiDH1qg3rbxo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9dya9XiDH1qg3rbxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://homo-fabilis.tumblr.com/post/30275576574/moustache-drinking-game-with-the-x-files">homo-fabilis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Moustache Drinking Game” with the X-Files.</p> </blockquote>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/30284632288http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/30284632288Sun, 26 Aug 2012 21:29:28 -0400homo-fabilis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m24xcaPTSO1rojpxbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/20684904279http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/20684904279Sat, 07 Apr 2012 21:11:04 -0400castielsmitesyou<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chiar-obscuro.tumblr.com/post/20609681717/so-ive-been-thinking">chiar-obscuro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jesus was supposedly resurrected from the dead two days after he died.</p> <p>Perhaps he was infected with the alien virus like Mulder was, and his body shed it’s old skin so that the alien human replacement could emerge.</p> <p>Now that he’s one of the super-soldiers, he is immortal.</p> <p>So when he ascended into heaven later on, that was actually the alien mothership taking him back with them—</p> <p>only for him to return on December 2012, the date of the FINAL INVASION.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22t2jegMA1qf96fc.gif"/></p> <p>Happy Easter, everyone.</p> </blockquote> <p>This would also explain Jesus being born of a virgin&#8212; the aliens implanted him in Mary&#8217;s womb, and so he was the miracle child destined to lead the alien colonies.  It all makes sense, now.  I WANT TO BELIEVE.</p>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/20609846728http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/20609846728Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:06:00 -0400X-Filessuper soldiersaliensjesuseasterhomo-fabilis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1v5t6DhT01rojpxbo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1v5t6DhT01rojpxbo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Third-wheel Walter.</p>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/20356724735http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/20356724735Mon, 02 Apr 2012 13:56:41 -0400X-FilesScullyMulderWalter Skinnerkisshomo-fabilis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1py0xzzrV1rojpxbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/20190016727http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/20190016727Fri, 30 Mar 2012 18:19:45 -0400X-FilesMonica Reyesbeerhomo-fabilis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pwgaEvh71rojpxbo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pwgaEvh71rojpxbo7_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pwgaEvh71rojpxbo8_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pwgaEvh71rojpxbo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/20188391267http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/20188391267Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:49:56 -0400X-FilesScullyAgent ReyesImprobablehomo-fabilis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pvmjH7YC1rojpxbo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/20187263801http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/20187263801Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:28:57 -0400X-FilesScullyAgent ReyesDancingcheckersImprobablehomo-fabilis<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pux578gk1rojpxbo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Scully enjoys invisible corpses.</p>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/20186452392http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/20186452392Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:13:26 -0400X-FilesScullyJe Souhaitehomo-fabilis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1epovnZJ71rojpxbo1_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1epovnZJ71rojpxbo2_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1epovnZJ71rojpxbo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Oh, Bambi.</p>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/19852666163http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/19852666163Sat, 24 Mar 2012 16:51:56 -0400cockroachx-filesfox mulderhomo-fabilis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1eo7h72sx1rojpxbo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1eo7h72sx1rojpxbo2_r3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1eo7h72sx1rojpxbo3_r3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1eo7h72sx1rojpxbo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/19851112861http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/19851112861Sat, 24 Mar 2012 16:21:29 -0400war of the corprophagesdung beetlex-filesmulderscullypoophomo-fabilis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1emjm9JJc1rojpxbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1emjm9JJc1rojpxbo2_r6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Just sayin’.</p>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/19849762348http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/19849762348Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:55:00 -0400ArcticX-FilesMulderpenishomo-fabilis<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chiar-obscuro.tumblr.com/post/19326109475/i-just-read-the-best-x-files-fanfic-ever">chiar-obscuro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>It was a sunny day in the land of FBI, when fox Mulder was enjoying his lunch break on /x/.</em></p> <p><em>I’m and FBI angent AMA” he posted. He waited… refreshed… waited a little longer… refreshed… bumped… nothing. Then, finally, there was a post.</em></p> <p><em>“OP, what did you have for breakfast?”</em></p> <p><em>“Aw, fuck this shit.” Mulder muttered under his breath.</em></p> <p><em>“What’s that, Mulder?” Asked Dana skully, seductively. She flipped her hair, and it landed with shapely body. Her shirt was buttoned half way, exposing her plump, voluptuous breasts.</em></p> <p><em>“Oh, it’s nothing,” said Mulder, “just nobody on 4Chan is interested in me.”</em></p> <p><em>“Aw, you been on /x/ again?” Skully whined with a little pout. “You’ve really got to stop watching so many X-Files re-runs, it’s making you paranoid.</em></p> <p><em>This was Mulder’s worst birthday</em></p> </blockquote>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/19327092689http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/19327092689Wed, 14 Mar 2012 23:03:00 -0400X-Files4chanfanfictionhomo-fabilis<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykj1k2W1H1qkfwdyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/19249138327http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/19249138327Tue, 13 Mar 2012 16:32:27 -0400homo-fabilis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzw6jvAOPx1qbjtv7o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzw6jvAOPx1qbjtv7o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><img src="http://i54.tinypic.com/2h397up.jpg"/></p>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/18615802784http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/18615802784Fri, 02 Mar 2012 14:33:05 -0500X-FilesAncient AliensMulderFox Mulderhomo-fabilis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08qw06URR1rojpxbo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08qw06URR1rojpxbo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08qw06URR1rojpxbo2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/18593710233http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/18593710233Thu, 01 Mar 2012 23:54:00 -0500X-FilesMulderFox MulderDavid Duchovnyhomo-fabilis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08qtous1X1rojpxbo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08qtous1X1rojpxbo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><em>How you doin’</em></p>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/18593609381http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/18593609381Thu, 01 Mar 2012 23:52:14 -0500X-FilesMulderFox MulderDavid Duchovnyhomo-fabilis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06g2hy4FF1rojpxbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Skinner is so fabulous.</p>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/18516263014http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/18516263014Wed, 29 Feb 2012 18:03:00 -0500Dana ScullyFox MulderHollywood A.D.Walter SkinnerX-Filesbubble bathhomo-fabilis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m069x0dyl71rojpxbo1_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m069x0dyl71rojpxbo2_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m069x0dyl71rojpxbo3_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m069x0dyl71rojpxbo4_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m069x0dyl71rojpxbo5_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m069x0dyl71rojpxbo6_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m069x0dyl71rojpxbo7_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m069x0dyl71rojpxbo8_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m069x0dyl71rojpxbo9_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>lol</p>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/18509918076http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/18509918076Wed, 29 Feb 2012 16:22:00 -0500Fox MulderMulderX-Filesawkwardpenishomo-fabilis<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02ekoG3Fp1rojpxbo1_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02ekoG3Fp1rojpxbo2_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02ekoG3Fp1rojpxbo3_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/18387929562http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/18387929562Mon, 27 Feb 2012 13:57:59 -0500X-FilesMulderScullypantsAll Thingshomo-fabilis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02f6gRkHh1rojpxbo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02f6gRkHh1rojpxbo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02f6gRkHh1rojpxbo3_r1_400.png"/><br/> <br/>http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/18387926583http://derp-files.tumblr.com/post/18387926583Mon, 27 Feb 2012 13:57:54 -0500X-FilesScullyDana ScullyGillian AndersonAll Thingshomo-fabilis