So I’ve been thinking

chiar-obscuro:

Jesus was supposedly resurrected from the dead two days after he died.

Perhaps he was infected with the alien virus like Mulder was, and his body shed it’s old skin so that the alien human replacement could emerge.

Now that he’s one of the super-soldiers, he is immortal.

So when he ascended into heaven later on, that was actually the alien mothership taking him back with them—

only for him to return on December 2012, the date of the FINAL INVASION.

Happy Easter, everyone.

This would also explain Jesus being born of a virgin— the aliens implanted him in Mary’s womb, and so he was the miracle child destined to lead the alien colonies.  It all makes sense, now.  I WANT TO BELIEVE.